Humor

Sprinkle your Rooting Powder on the compromised system for instant privilege escalation https://twitter.com/swagitda_/status/1644100102603120646

when your coworker just repeats what you said earlier in the meeting but gets the praise https://twitter.com/TheHustle/status/1647982189055803399

small raise, high inflation, wow this is worthless https://twitter.com/sarafriedmannn/status/1630943875127820288

Easter

May your Easter be full of all klinds of gains https://i.pinimg.com/736x/92/bf/d7/92bfd76432b9b452961650ec42ae7f55–happy-easter-gym-humor.jpg

Now you’re just some bunny that i used to know https://i.pinimg.com/236x/13/e7/28/13e7284f39c7afd3aa809f2209cef124–chocolate-bunny-chocolate-meme.jpg

A trex disguised as an easter bunny your argument is invalid https://wordsporn.com/67137/20-happy-easter-egg-hunting-memes/ https://wordsporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/20-happy-easter-egg-hunting-memes.jpg

I just feel like they don’t carrot all https://wordsporn.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/1509016779_18_20-happy-easter-egg-hunting-memes.jpg

Stevie Wonder - I know I won’t see you but happy easter https://m.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/blogs/10-Super-Funny-Happy-Easter-Memes-To-Share-56215-6.jpeg

354 days a year don’t eat food off the ground, easter go find eggs and eat what’s inside https://img.republicworld.com/republic-prod/stories/images/16174213026067e3f6ab93c.jpg

Jesus coming out of tomb - YOLO? Speak for yourself https://www.care.com/c/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/03/yolo-jesus-meme.webp

Rest

https://twitter.com/TheHustle/status/1630242226407194624 TIL “that’s showbiz baby” is not an acceptable response when your manager tells you about your latest mistake

https://twitter.com/sarafriedmannn/status/1626295808290177024 ChatGPTea and it just tells you all the juicy gossip from other companies

Albert einstein - insanity is doing same thing over and expecxting different results. Machine learning - look over https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FC88nL1XIAcixhO.jpg

Deep learning - guy reading under water https://miro.medium.com/v2/resize:fit:924/1*toOE09syOgAV7KlRmth-UA.jpeg

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1636079266117844993

  • US army wants to create biodegradable bullets that plant flowers
  • US schools in 5 years - flowers

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1634258867050651654

  • Girls be like I’m polly - want a cracker?

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1633049049849815040

  • lionesses have sex 20-40 times a day in heat, bite male’s balls if he can’t keep up

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1632704312932532230

  • Guys walking past “nice cake” to girl - actual cake behind her

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1632411743379963906

  • bullets - cure for pedophilia, if you shoot child - necrophilia

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1632022359660982278

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1629545881719431171

  • Priest broke confession seal and chose husband I cheated

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1632006028442193925

  • we’re not dating - do you want to date? yeah

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1632022359660982278

  • perfect woman, 6’8, pure muscle, only eat raw meat…

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1629489855121039360

  • you can make one thing 5% bigger, what do you choose? Poverty

https://mastodon.social/@tef/110107464290904846 just found out a friend got into trouble for using version control at work. they got written up for subversion

Someone figured out my password, now I need to rename my dog https://twitter.com/CyberStudents/status/1167939128350035974

me telling my Gen Z coworkers how we used to put on hard pants and go into the office every day https://twitter.com/TheHustle/status/1638915574594928640

https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1629452551614496769

  • i’ve always wanted a man who could tell i was jewish right away, in my blood, german

if god turns his back on you, grab his ass https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/853377909003386900/1057497012813172776/IMG_5596.png?width=1056&height=1026

gamer insults - increase your credit score https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789365216537346090/1053749922396127352/Tumblr_l_446184756305470.jpg?width=1286&height=1026

For those who say hardware 2FA tokens have no use today. - beer https://twitter.com/kfalconspb/status/988499645729980416

Couple has healthy conversations and validates each others emotions - PornHub https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1632058817633570818

Bro what are you going to eat? Whatever mom is cooking https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1628907759172218880

Me and the girl I just used Cloroform on https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1628700840209907712

A vibrator is not enough I need a chainsaw https://twitter.com/LocalBateman/status/1628110497995161609

What do you want

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F449c3f44-6716-403b-a972-67beae071446_560x417.png?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email Conscious uncoupling herbal tea

(20) Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens on Twitter: “https://t.co/HhbF4DXaCj” / Twitter Zeus, you are my father - do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

Friend Suggesting Something Illegal

LinkedIn posturing

  • https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/comments/11fiym2/sums_up_this_sub/
  • https://twitter.com/StateOfLinkedIn/status/1622573390568603650
  • https://twitter.com/StateOfLinkedIn/status/1621258534062006276

The PR Team - ransomware - encryption event https://embed.filekitcdn.com/e/naP39R9dsB3WxDj75tg2ch/87BFdT5SmB7Gw2VJBgAsb4/email

https://twitter.com/growthcurrency/status/1616494785216319513 He’s probably thinking about other women Why was my open rate so low this week?

502 bad gateway https://twitter.com/theprincessxena/status/1486376256874631169

(29) Runa Sandvik on Twitter: “I DO CYBERSECURITY STUFF AND THERE’S THIS THING CALLED MFA THAT YOU NEED TO USE AND ALSO I ONLY MESSAGE ON SIGNAL AND https://t.co/7E99vT6vgO” / Twitter

(20) Nathan W. Pyle on Twitter: “https://t.co/2DInhSfltk” / Twitter Have you been helped? By so many people my entire life.

https://twitter.com/nathanwpyle/status/1623705232302546944 If you sleep on your side that means your leg sleeps on a bed made of your other leg

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/demibenari_thirdpartysecurity-cyber-funny-activity-6977617690576236544-m8im/

(20) Mason Faust on Twitter: “When tech bros get into RE https://t.co/1TXMYzOeGE” / Twitter

  • We buy apartments and charge people a monthly subscription
  • You mean you rent apartments to people?
  • No, it’s housing-as-a-service

When your kid asks for a switch for Christmas - gives him physical switch https://twitter.com/_sysengineer/status/1606782044071084032?s=20&t=ACVyFwtepY827fpABE4_3A

https://media.superhuman.com/images/_/https%3A%2F%2Fembed.filekitcdn.com%2Fe%2FtQ1yxk9YiFYtCjCgCMogc9%2FdCgZYpnCSZEYxJTssmKm7k%2Femail Lookign in mirror: You’re not a cost center, you’re a value center

When you forward the email they accused you of never sending https://twitter.com/TheHustle/status/1592543421075685376

Gaslighting vs bladerunning https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdHXnx8VIAA8oF4.jpg

33 Jokes About Math You Almost Definitely Won’t Be Able To Understand

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hattiesoykan/50-food-memes-that-will-keep-you-laughing-for-hours

https://media.superhuman.com/images//https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.sailthru.com%2Fcomposer%2Fimages%2Fsailthru-prod-6ks%2FVR_meme.png https://media.superhuman.com/images//https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.sailthru.com%2Fcomposer%2Fimages%2Fsailthru-prod-6ks%2Fbarney_meme.png

Me and the boys ready for zoom (short shorts) https://media.superhuman.com/images/_/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.sailthru.com%2Fcomposer%2Fimages%2Fsailthru-prod-6ks%2FZoom_meme.png

When your phone has no signal and you go all lion king on it https://media.superhuman.com/images/_/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.sailthru.com%2Fcomposer%2Fimages%2Fsailthru-prod-6ks%2Flion_king_meme.jpeg

Wake up hustlers, let’s get this bread - Baskin Robbins https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1409460-lets-get-this-bread

Fuck you, pay me candles https://www.theconjuredsaint.com/product-page/fuck-you-pay-me-money-domination-candles-prosperity-power-domination-1

d/dx - eX - I’ll change him https://twitter.com/Eazy_EI/status/1420452737263755266

https://www.eesel.app/blog/your-product-is-a-joke

https://twitter.com/shitPM/status/1497337259460337665 Generation tech - make it all about you

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/pramod-gosavi-b32a71_series-c-crunch-activity-6980590971826688000-DYTm Series C Crunch

(20) anna melissa 🏀✨ on Twitter: “this is my favorite clip on the internet https://t.co/r7qBEYDzkC” / Twitter The more you fuck around, the more you find out

THE BOOMER CLOUD SAYS: (@CloudBoomer) / Twitter

Dagobert Renouf on Twitter: “The story of a startup in 10 memes. 1. We’re all naive at the beginning https://t.co/uirfHb6Tde” / Twitter

https://twitter.com/rizzi/status/1566267260422868993 I ? unicode bumper sticker

https://twitter.com/stepmommyzayla/status/1557442427140485121 how boys want to be treated when their homies aren’t around (held)

Matt LeBlanc - How you DUNE https://twitter.com/wyntermitchell/status/1563658810861883392

https://imgflip.com/i/6peyqj

  • Reality: entry level marketer
  • LinkedIn: Innovative thought leader, visionary, …

SF is the wild west man - note left by someone trying to steal the guy’s catalytic converter, but shot him with a BB gun instead https://twitter.com/Ishy_5/status/1554498703112564736

(23) Anna Swartz on Twitter: “recently discovered you can push text scammers to their breaking point simply by playing along with the scam https://t.co/7qi2gf63M6” / Twitter

(9) Corey Quinn on Twitter: “Never change, @awscloud. “Ignore what people say about us, we’re the only reputable source about whether you should work here” in a job ad posted on @BlindApp. Honestly if I were trying to impersonate you to make you look bad I wouldn’t have done this good of a job. https://t.co/2f9ybLGlLh” / Twitter

This is the code of conduct for anyone visiting my apt - please don’t tell anyone who I live https://twitter.com/andrewlcgraphic/status/1547270137744691200

(3) An Post Malone on Twitter: “There are no vegan men, just.. https://t.co/5DkKLoWZuI” / Twitter There are no vegan men, just plant-based kings.

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1549533093366706176 I got two wolves inside of me, and they won’t stop fucking

(3) Ukrainian Memes Forces on Twitter: “https://t.co/AWjBMZufKD” / Twitter What people think aggreements with Russia look like, what actually are - toilet paper

Amazon basics giving itself an award https://media.superhuman.com/images/_/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.sailthru.com%2Fcomposer%2Fimages%2Fsailthru-prod-6ks%2FAmazon_meme.png

love it with a caveat

(1) No pain, no gain (cat edition) : aww

https://twitter.com/Cosmo4Guys

hakluke (@hakluke 👨‍💻🚀) Tweeted: I just realised that there is @Iinux and @linux. One starts with an uppercase i, the other starts with a lowercase L.

The one that starts with the uppercase i is hilarious and should really be the official Linux account. https://twitter.com/hakluke/status/1545598116992548864?s=27&t=oufcsDOeziBdjrRK_ZG2Qw

LivFaustDieJung (@Ukraine Memes for NATO Teens) Tweeted: Unless you’ve seen this before I promise you, you have no fucking idea how this ends. https://twitter.com/livfaustdiejung/status/1545143672559357952?s=27&t=oufcsDOeziBdjrRK_ZG2Qw

CoinersTakingLs (@Crypto Bros Taking Ls) Tweeted: https://t.co/yAMcTveYIZ https://twitter.com/coinerstakingls/status/1543083947189362689?s=27&t=oufcsDOeziBdjrRK_ZG2Qw